Green Bubble SQUAT

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Green Bubble SQUAT

$500.00

A SQUAT of sophisticated taste, but please for the love of Pete, don't taste it. Surrounded in little nodules of growths on its "body", this SQUAT reminds me of champagne if champagne were green, slimy, and made tasteless jokes about a neighbor down the street. This "gentleman" stands about " and has a belly measuring almost ". While its posture is good, I wouldn't count on the Green Bubble SQUAT but be an upstanding citizen. This character would look great staring out the window at said neighbor. Judging...whispering...SQUAT!

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